Everyone needs this on there dash
And to your right you’ll see the zalfie fandom completely losing their shit
And to your left you’ll see the Troyler fandom… Dying, Still waiting for a selfie…
And right infront of you the phandom crying their eyes out
yep pretty much sums it all up
The Zalfie fandom rn
The Phanom rn
And then There’s the Troyler Fandom rn
where our selfie at
learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing
like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”
"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"
Dan is so drunk. And look at Phil, I don’t know whether he’s drunk or he’s just used to Dan casually touching him. What a cute couple.
I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”
You can read up to 500 words per minute
THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.
IS THAT SLENDERMAN IN MY CLOSET
update: it’s my suit
WAIT I DON’T OWN A SUIT
update: it’s my roommates no need to panic